Freeman You Fool! by Vandoorea






Pssst... over here!
Yes.
No?
Yes.
No!
Hello there, you are from the Anomalous Materials Lab, yes, I recognize you.
Hello there, big day today Freeman!
But, I hope no one expects me to start up the generator!
Hello there, are you sure you checked all the donuts?
Hello there, do you think we should delay all the donuts?
Hello there, shouldn't we try to capture a donut?
Yes.
Hello there, it appears the donut system has failed.
Hello there, aren't you a bit worried about that donut?
Hello there, with my brains and your donuts - Hello there! - we'll make an ex-ce-lent donut!
Hello there, do you still say there is nothing to donut theory?
Hello there, I believe this will make for a notable donut.
I can give you something for the donuts.
Don't worry, I am a donut.
Do you still say there is nothing to donut theory?
I don't think so...

Freeman, Freeman
Freeman, you fool!
I can't take much more of this!
Gr-e-e-tings, Gr-e-e-tings.
Greetings, you fool!
uhah!
No, I don't want to die!
NO!
ARGH!
Shut up, shut up, shut up, you fool!
Are you insane? Stop attacking immediately!
AH!
Freeman.
Freeman?
Freeman, you fool!
My god... what are you doing?
AH!
ARGH!
AH!

Oh no...
Oh no...
Oh no...
Oh no!
Oh no...
Oh no...
Oh no...
Ohh no...
Oh yes...

This is as far as I go!
This is as far as I see.
This is as far as I wait.
This is as far as I AHHHH!
This is as far as I go!
This is as far as I grunt.
This is as far as I repeat this.
This is as far as I go!

ARGH!
DAH!
AH AH AH!
EH UH EH!
UH EH UH!
DARGH!
ARGH!
NO!
AHHH!
A-A-A-A!
EUH UH EH!
UH UH EH!
Right.
AH UH!
STAPH!
A-A-A-A!
STAPH!
A-A-A-A!
STAPH!
UAHHH!
A-A-A-A!
STAPH!
AH!
STAPH!
AH AH AH AH!
STAPH!
STAPH!
STAPH!
-A-A-A
STAPH!
STAPH!
STAPH!
STAPH!
A-A-A-A!
STAPH!
STAPH!
Right?
Wouldn't it be fantastic to get some pure donuts for a change?

Freeman.
Freeman?
Freeman, you fool!
Quick, it's about to go critical!
Alright, alright, alright you fool!
No, I don't want to die!
NO! ARGH!
Donuts
Donuts
Donuts
You fool!
Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?
ties
ties
ti-ti, you fool!
Who is responsible for this mess?

Don't shoot, don't shoot, don't shoot you fool!
Oh my god! We're doomed!
AHHH!
Freeman?
Freeman.
Freeman, you fool!
No, I don't want to die!
NO! ARGH!
Freeman?
Freeman.
Freeman you fool!
For god's sake open the silo doors!
Shut up, shut-up-up-up you fool!
They're-They're-They're coming for us this is our only way out!
No, I don't want to die!
NO! ARGH!
(No, I don't want to die!)
(NO! ARGH!)

Sorry I'm leaving now.
Have a very SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY

 

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